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Pledge the Tankard Meet the Leaders
The Crown

Guild Leaders

Two heads wear the crown. One holds the line, one carries the fight. Both hold a tankard.

Guild Leader

Slurms

The Steady Hand · Support Main

Pos 5
Ogre Magi Bloodlust, big crits, bigger drinks. Two heads, two beers.
Pos 4/5
Shadow Shaman Shackles, serpent wards, towers gone before you sober up.
Guild Leader

Phoenix

The Flexible Flame · Pos 4 & Carry

Pos 4
Soft Support Roams, makes space, sets the table for the fight.
Carry
Muerta Pulls the Muerta carry when queuing alongside Slurms.

🍺   The signature pairing: Slurms on support, Phoenix on Muerta carry.   When these two queue together, you bring wards and an exit plan. ⚔

No Rage, Only Lager

The Creed

Five rules. Break the first four and we forgive you. Break the fifth and you buy the round.

⚔

Push to Win

Objectives over kills. Take the tower, then the toast.

🍺

Drink to Forget

Lost lane? Lost game? There is a brew for that.

✦

Blame the Lag

It was never your fault. It was the servers. Always.

📜

Ward Sober

Vision first, drinks second. Map awareness is sacred.

♥

Respect the Brew

Be kind, queue fair, and never insult a teammate's lager.

The Order

Guild Ranks

Climb the order one round at a time. Every rank comes with a tankard.

Rank
Held By
What It Means
👑 Royal Brewer
Slurms · Phoenix
Founders and co-leaders. Final say on draft, drinks, and discipline.
⚔ Knight
Veteran members
Proven in the trenches. Can lead stacks and host the keg.
🛡 Squire
Active regulars
In the rotation. Reliable on comms, reliable at the bar.
🍺 Tavern Recruit
New blood
Just walked in the door. Buy a round, play a game, earn your seat.
Branches Not Included

Pledge the Tankard

We take all comers, all roles, all skill brackets. Mostly we take people who can lose gracefully and laugh about it after.

What we ask of you

  • ✓ Show up for stacks when you can, with a mic and a good mood.
  • ✓ No rage at teammates. Salt belongs on the pretzel, not in chat.
  • ✓ Flex a role now and then. Someone has to ward, sober.
  • ✓ Bring a beverage. Lager, soda, water, we judge none of them.
GG
Good Game · Good Beer
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